RETURN

    
What's this? 

A ragbag of advice, news, views, can you help, philosophy, cartoons, jokes and whatever.


Advice

Official H.M. Government Health and Safety Executive WARNING.

Electronic organ construction can seriously damage your marriage.
Persons undertaking this activity are strongly advised to take an advanced course in Successful Wife Management.

----oooo0000oooo----

It pays to advertise!

EOCS members may advertise their FOR SALE and WANTED items on the MEMBERS' PAGE.
(this page not available to non-members)

----oooo0000oooo----

Did you know?
 - that while the Atlantic City Convention Hall organ, with its seven manuals and over 33000 pipes
 including ten 32 foot ranks and one 64 foot, is the biggest in the world, it is not the loudest.
   The Heldenorgel at Kufstein on the border of Austria, where the river Inn turns north into Germany,
was built in 1931 by Oskar Walcker to commemorate German and Austrian troops who fell in the Great War.
Enlarged in 1971 to four manuals, 46 stops and 4307 pipes, the Heroes Organ is now dedicated to the
fallen of all races in all wars.  It is situated under the roof of the Burgerturm on top of a bluff
high above the town and the river, and 300 feet above the hut accommodating the console! Running at an
extraordinary seventeen to eighteen inches w.g. (wind pressure, almost ten times the normal), it can be heard
across the surrounding countryside and even on the peaks of the Kaisergebirge the other side of the river.


----oooo0000oooo----
CARTOON From "The Grand Slam" by "Revoke" a satirical account of the craze for Bridge, published in Dublin by Hodges, Figgis, & Co., Ltd. and London by Simkin, Marshall, & Co., Ltd. The following cartoon (books in those days commonly carried advertisements in the back pages) appeared in the Fourth Edition, 1905. ----oooo0000oooo---- Can you help? Peter Blackett writes:- "A few years ago ( before I joined eocs ) I saw on Tv an old film which was I think a Murder suspense type film. In the house there was a Pipe Organ and one person got murdered at the console. I think it could have been a 1930's or 40's film. I just wondered if anyone had any idea which film it might be?" Dave May wrote:- Can anyone please explain to me in simple language why a clarinet acts as a stopped (quarter-wave) resonator (overblowing the twelfth to obtain the upper register), while the other woodwind instruments overblow the octave, like an open pipe?    Answers please to Dave May. Many thanks to Colin Pykett and Peter Blackett, who both answered my request. Colin said that (unlike the flute, which acts as an open pipe pipe half wave resonator and hence overlbows the octave) the reeded woodwind instruments act as closed quarter wave resonators. Thus the clarinet, with its straight bore overblows the twelfth, as one would expect.  But because the oboe has a conical bore, it overblows the octave, despite being a closed resonator.  Following up the link http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/jw/clarinetacoustics.html which Peter gave me, from there I got to http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/jw/woodwind.html#bores , which gives some usefully explantory pressure and displacement diagrams for open and closed resonators, cylindrical and conical.  Colin says the maths behind the conical resonator is deep stuff, Bessel Functions and all that. ----oooo0000oooo---- Just a thought (from the EOM) - Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.  (Keith Tomkinson) ----oooo0000oooo---- Another story, suitable for any company -
Wife: "I'm worried about my husband."
Psychiatrist: "What appears to be the problem?"
"He thinks he's a bicycle."
"That's serious. Ask him to come and see me first thing tomorrow morning"
"Er - but then how will I get to work?"

Your favourite story here?!   Send it to Rag Bag Editor, see below.
----oooo0000oooo----
Have your say - Letters, items, comments welcome from all. Just email the Rag-Bag editor at robertsbone@live.co.uk

----oooo0000oooo----

This page last updated 13th  April 2010

RETURN